What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool