What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis