What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.