Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder