Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet