Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.