Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.