Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Play Song Jokes More Play Song Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.