Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.