Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."