Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)