Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.