Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.