Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.