What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.