What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.