What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.