What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.