What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.