What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.