What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Previous Random Joke Next

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.