What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.