What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!