What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.