What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks