Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks