Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.