Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!