Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.