What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you