Pipe Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.