What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.