What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.