What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.