What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac