What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Cognac

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac