How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.