How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.