What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.