What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.