What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..