What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.