What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!