What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"