What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.