What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.