What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.