What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.