What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.