What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin