What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"