Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Previous Random Joke Next

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.