Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.