Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."