Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.