Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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