What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!