What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!