Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Chasing parked cars.

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They cut a head

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He had no body to go with.

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So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!