Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!