Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.