Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!