Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.