Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!