Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
They're all paws.