Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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The second page of a youtube search.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!