How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.