How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.