How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.