How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.