How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.