What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.