Nailed it
Cirque le Jerk
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Da-Ta!!
Nah brah, tadah brah!
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Chasing parked cars.
