Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

How do you perform mediation?

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!