Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Dyslexic Programmer Jokes More Dyslexic Programmer Jokes

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"