Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What do you call a Magician's dog?

A Labracadabrador.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.