What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Commission Jokes More Commission Jokes

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift