What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

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