Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.