In case Johnny Onion Rings!
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Because it wanted to be a texta.
An Or-phone.
Lindt choclate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
In case he got a hole in one.
It's always prepared.
