Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.