What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.