What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.