What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.