What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.