What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish