What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.