What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.