What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!