What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.