What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.