What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"