What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish