What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.