What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"