How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.