How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW