How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW