How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!