What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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A fungi to hang out with

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He's a fungi

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Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!