What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.