What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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A fungi to hang out with

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Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!