What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn