What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.