Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !