Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.