Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.