What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool