Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
To be put out.
He died in agony !
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because bears don't go to college.
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
When it's intersected by a plane
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Pee in a cup.
Me: I peed my pants.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
Marco Polio
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
