Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
An amber alert was issued
Doris' day.
8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because the p is silent.
It's Gonna Be Pee"
Paddy O'Furniture
Bob.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
