What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Pregnant Wife Jokes More Pregnant Wife Jokes

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool