Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...