Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.