What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.