What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.