Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense