When Islam begins.
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Coffee Mug
With an unlocked kitchen door
A $100 bill makes change
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Because they need a man to do it for them
Mention feminism.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
When a woman rejects feminism.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
Common sense
When the car breaks down.
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Stop crying and viper your nose.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Well, well, well
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
You will see one later and one in a while.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
Neighbor.
A start.
None that's a hardware problem
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
One.
An unlocked kitchen door.