Feminism Jokes

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

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How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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