Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

Monty Python!

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.