From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
A crying saucer.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
The Holocaust was funny.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
A knight in Charmin armor.
Sir Loin.
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
Two large plains.
A jellybean.
Monty Python!