Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Bob.

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Plant it in the spring.

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Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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They might be laced with something..

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A

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A jellybean.

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Monty Python!