Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.