Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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One of them has to water their vegetables

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The execution

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Because Opey never delivered.

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Monty Python!

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A jellybean.