Where does monty python buy his water?

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.