Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

Monty Python!