What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Fresh Egg Jokes More Fresh Egg Jokes

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Boiling Pot Jokes More Boiling Pot Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."