What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."