What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!