What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!