What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)