What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.