What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!