What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!