What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!