What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!