One is a dirty whore and the other is Kim Kardashian.
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
