What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"