What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog