What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh lmao