What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.