What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.